(Source: allhilton)

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yourmindmischief:

bigdaddycain:

Certainly by Erykah Badu

"Who gave you permission to rearrange me?"

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(Source: chocolatehighhh)

yivialo:

Y’all a mess

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Anonymous asked:
As a new black, what kind of hobbies do you enjoy during free time?

torilisabeth:

howtobeterrell:

As a new black I enjoy horse back riding and lacrosse I also enjoy going down to the ghettos and reprimanding poor black folk for not elevating their state of mind. In fact I rarely go to the ghetto because those blacks have not ascended out of their impoverished mindset.

lmao

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful)

linrenzo:

diomedeia:

studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago

My life is complete

(Source: jossarian)

hullodearie:

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